Saturday, August 28, 2010

Randomness on the phone...

Him: Hello.

Me: Hello.

Him: Hello.

Me: Hi. Who is this?

Him: Who are you?

Me: Who do YOU want to talk to?

Him: Is this Sanjay?

Me (clearly in a girl's voice): No it's not!

Him: But I thought this was my friend's Sanju's phone.

Me: Well, its not!

Him: Who are you?

Me (grrrrrrr...): Check the number you are calling please!

Him (sweetly...): If it's not Sanju, will you be my friend?

Me:...(tongue-tied..then quickly slams the phone)
Come to the edge.
We can't.
We're afraid.
Come to the edge.
We can't.
We will fail!
Come to the edge.
And they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.

Guillaume Apollinaire (1880-1918)
French poet, philosopher.