Him: Hello.
Me: Hello.
Him: Hello.
Me: Hi. Who is this?
Him: Who are you?
Me: Who do YOU want to talk to?
Him: Is this Sanjay?
Me (clearly in a girl's voice): No it's not!
Him: But I thought this was my friend's Sanju's phone.
Me: Well, its not!
Him: Who are you?
Me (grrrrrrr...): Check the number you are calling please!
Him (sweetly...): If it's not Sanju, will you be my friend?
Me:...(tongue-tied..then quickly slams the phone)